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Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive
Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.
Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to to Stockton. What are you going to tell your grandkids That you were busy that night Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking ‘Did he just change our lives’
Nick Helm is a British Comedy Award-winning writer, actor, musician, and comedian who has twice been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award and won Dave’s Best Joke of the Fringe. He starred in and composed all original songs for Uncle (BBC), for which he was nominated for a Royal Television Society Award in 2016 for Best Comedy Performance.
Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to to Stockton. What are you going to tell your grandkids That you were busy that night Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking ‘Did he just change our lives’
Nick Helm is a British Comedy Award-winning writer, actor, musician, and comedian who has twice been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award and won Dave’s Best Joke of the Fringe. He starred in and composed all original songs for Uncle (BBC), for which he was nominated for a Royal Television Society Award in 2016 for Best Comedy Performance.
Saturday 11 Oct 25
ARC Stockton Arts Centre Cleveland TS18 1LL
Sat 11 Oct 2025£22 | £18 concessions (all prices inc. booking fee)
16+
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