Produced and presented by Scene-opsis Productions, You Can’t Find Love in London is a new musical exploring the brutal dating scene in the capital. Seven Londoners collide in a city where dating feels like war – each with a story, a wound and a wall. From savage monologues and soulful rap battles, this high-energy show asks: is love really dead or just hiding in Zone 3? Is it the city, the culture, or us? Love is not the problem.