Well my name's Roy and I was born Feb 3rd 1945. I thought my life would be a life of crime, detention centres, borstal and then prison, I openly admit I didn't grow up till I was 25. In those days it was easy to become an arsehole in that environment, my Dad liked a drink, a fight and a fuck but not always in that order. Whilst in prison I read a book by Bob Hope called I owe Russia $1200 and it changed my life. I was already into music so I taught myself ukulele banjo, piano a... See more >