The Wind in the Willows “So - this - is - a - River!” Award-winning theatre company, Calf2Cow, bring you a theatrical re-telling of Kenneth Grahame’s classic story: The Wind In The Willows . Join Mole, Ratty and Badger in a floor stomping, live music, hilarious recount of this wild wood summer afternoon adventure. As the animals sat, ate picnics and played with their friends, a mischievous ‘poop poop’ echoes in the trees, is this time to save Toad and his shiny new motorcar from deep trouble. An acclaimed, not to be missed, story comes dramatically alive.